I wanted
her very
badly

So I bought
her lots
of food
and wrote
her lots
of poems
and eventually
she left
her boyfriend
and started
having sex
with
me

I had
what I
wanted

So when the
next one
came along
not too
long
after,
I figured
I could
save myself
some time
if I
just bought
her twice
as much
food
and wrote
twice as
many
poems

In the
end she
never had
sex with
me
but I
have a
lot of
poems
about
how broke
and fat
I am