Kimmie
described her
as being
jolly and
carefree

She turned
out to be
fat and
easy

We had
a double
date with
Dennis and
Kimmie
at
TGI Friday's

Someone
bought me
enough
beer to
make me
drunk enough
to go home
with her

I remember
getting my
dick
sucked
while I
watched
Sanford and Son
on a
35" TV

She died
in a
car accident
three weeks
later

At least
she stopped
calling