I was really into
this certain girl
one time who I seemed
to have a lot
in common with

I do have other interests
besides writing about
ex-girlfriends with
rank buttcracks...

Anyway, I flirted
and played stupid
and did all the
things a guy could do
to try to get laid

It seemed to be working...

Then I saw the sticker
on her car one day

Smith College, it said

"Oh, you went to
Smith College?" I asked

"Yep," she smiled
"Sylvia Plath went
there... she's one
of my favorite poets"

God is
a cruel
bastard