I once spent
a year
in college
buying beer
for a
girl named
Candace

I used to
drive her
around when
she was
drunk

She'd sell
my books
when she
got poor
and when I
didn't
have any
money to
give her

I did to
her what I
do to all the
girls who
can dish out
this kind of
monumental
abuse...

...I fell in
love with
her