I killed Sylvia Plath,
Because that's what I do
I eat pretentiousness
Like Saturn ate babies

I killed Sylvia Plath
Yes, I turned the oven on
Left her on broil
Like a crab cake in summer

I killed Sylvia Plath
Choked her fucking throat
Left her for dead,
And dead she became

I killed Sylvia Plath
Because I have a penis
And women are better than men...
...didn't you know that?

I killed Sylvia Plath
Bashed in her head,
Smashed it with a bell jar,
The depressed bitch