My first
girlfriend
had a
crazy Chihuahua
named Stella
that was
always in
heat

Anytime I
came to the
house
Stella would
jump me
and lick my
face

If anyone
tried to
peel her
off of
me she'd
snap at
them

I'd have
to put her
in her
little
doggie
cage
to have any
peace of
mind

I felt
kind of
bad as
she whined
and stared
at me through
the little
doggie bars

She was
the only bitch
that ever
truly
loved me